Other than the large parking lots that can accommodate their magic bus, why would they actually go inside, when, like us, they’re rarely willing to pay for campsites? What could possibly lure them in? I always wondered why fellow frugal road trippers Sean and Louise stay and dine at casinos around the country. We used to despise everything about casinos the stinky smoke, slot machine granny zombies, throwing money at games of chance, and because the house always wins.